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type the following code in the typefield of google and see whats going on in the world. sometimes you are allowed to zoom and change the direction of the camera.

1. * inurl:ViewerFrame?Mode=
2. * inurl:ViewerFrame?Mode=Refresh
3. * inurl:axis-cgi/jpg
4. * inurl:axis-cgi/mjpg
5. * inurl:view/indexFrame.shtml
6. * inurl:view/index.shtml
7. * inurl:view/view.shtml
8. * liveapplet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

#354 + (212) - [Shirt with quote, and graph! http://www.zazzle.com/the_temperature_of_lesbians_shirt-235609389910320401 --Ed.]

Glench: as the temperature of lesbians approaches absolute zero, they cease to exist
Glench: let me demonstrate
Glench: here we have a google search for hot lesbians
Glench: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22hot+lesbians%22
Glench: ~1.4 million results
Glench: cool lesbians: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22cool+lesbians%22
Glench: 2,500 results
Glench: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22cold+lesbians%22
Kasu: Glench: It’s scientific!
Glench: 321 results
Glench: for cold lesbians
lapilofu: did you try warm?
Glench: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22absolute+zero+lesbians%22
Glench: 0 results
Glench: theory: PROVEN
TwoDaemon: … that is simultaneously so logical and so awesomely retarded.

even available as a t-shirt

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

101 greatest simpsons quotes 

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Don’t panic, use your brakes .

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